Sunday, December 13, 2009

Common misheard lyrics:

R.E.M.
Losing My Religion
Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.

ABBA
Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.

One Republic
Apologize
It's too late to order fries

Black Eyes Peas
Boom Boom Pow
Text the ladies extra longer

Bryan Adams
Summer of 69'
Standing on your mother's corpse,
You told me that you'd wait forever.
Oh, and with the hammer in my hand,
I knew that it was now or never.

Shakira
Underneath you clothes
There's the man I chose
There's my Teletubbie


3 comments:

  1. It's too late to order fries?! HA!
    That's funny!

    I was standing on your mother's corpse? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

    Wow, you really made me laugh! Thanks for that, sunshine!

    Ps- Hope you're doing my guest post.

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